Monster Cookies Strain — Get Trippy and Tranquil

If you’re a fan of relaxing, body-buzz-inducing weed but want something that isn’t so potent it’ll immediately knock you out, the Monster Cookies strain is for you. This indica-dominant hybrid is known for its excellent genetics, moderate potency, and creeping, soothing, spacey effects. Whether you’re looking for a gently uplifting, after-work boost or something that’ll gradually put you to sleep, Monster Cookies will give you what you need.

Strain Table of Contents

Monster Cookies Strain
10Expert Score
Monster Cookies Strain Flavor Scale

Monster Cookies doesn’t taste like cookies at all, but rather a blend of:

Sweet berries
9.5
Grapes
10
Diesel
9

      AVO Ratings

      THC

      THC LEVELS

      10%-19%

      CBD

      CBD LEVELS

      0%

      Monster Cookies Strain Information

      Monster Cookies is an 80/20 indica-sativa hybrid with an average THC content of 10%-19% and practically zero CBD. This strain is moderately potent, making it a solid choice for new and seasoned tokers alike who are looking for a mellow, dreamy, mood-boosting high.

      Known for its creeping, slightly trippy, super-relaxing effects, Monster Cookies might tempt you to sink into your couch with some tasty snacks, or it could lift you up enough to help you get chatty and social. It all depends on who you are. No matter how you initially react to it, this strain culminates in a heavy, soothing body stone that’s perfect for chilling out, winding down, and, eventually, drifting off to sleep.

      Medicinally, Monster Cookies is widely used to alleviate stress, insomnia, depression, migraines, chronic pain, arthritis discomfort, and loss of appetite.

      Monster Cookies Strain Effects

      Feelings
      Relaxed
      Relaxed 78%
      Hungry
      Hungry 84%
      Sleepy
      Sleepy 74%
      Helps With
      Stress
      Stress 72%
      Pain
      Pain 78%
      Anxiety
      Anxiety 82%
      Negative
      Cottonmouth
      Cottonmouth 45%
      Mild dizziness
      Mild dizziness 38%
      Mild paranoia
      Mild paranoia 33%

      Monster Cookies Strain Pairings

      Pairs With Music
      Mac Miller: — “Self Care”
      Mac Miller: — “Self Care” 78%
      Pink Sweat$ — “I Feel Good”
      Pink Sweat$ — “I Feel Good” 82%
      Lou Val — “Eternal Sunshine”
      Lou Val — “Eternal Sunshine” 76%

      Mac Miller: — “Self Care”: Winding down with a few tokes of Monster Cookies might just be the ultimate form of self-care. If that’s true for you, let this track be your anthem.

      Pink Sweat$ — “I Feel Good”: Monster Cookies will 100% have you feeling good, but not so over-the-top good that you’re unable to function. This jam fits whether you’re chillin’ on the couch or getting social with friends.

      Lou Val — “Eternal Sunshine”: This trippy song is mesmerizing enough to capture your attention even if you’re zoning out after Monster Cookies sets in. Get lost in its sunny vibe.

      Pairs With Food
      Monster cookies
      Monster cookies 80%
      Frozen grapes
      Frozen grapes 72%
      Tortilla chips, salsa, and guac
      Tortilla chips, salsa, and guac 84%

      Monster cookies: Why not indulge in this strain’s namesake? After all, cookies are always a safe bet when you’re feeling a little munchy.

      Frozen grapes: If those Monster Cookies munchies hit hard, but you wanna stay healthy, nosh on these chilly little balls of awesome. They’re oddly satisfying.

      Tortilla chips, salsa, and guac: Crunchy, spicy, salty, savory, and creamy — the perfect combo for a super-satisfying snack when Monster Cookies gets your appetite raring.

      Pairs With Spirits
      New York Sour
      New York Sour 73%
      Blackberry bourbon smash
      Blackberry bourbon smash 76%
      Red wine
      Red wine 79%

      New York Sour: Although its namesake city might never sleep, this cocktail is known for being an excellent, calming, pre-bed drink. Enjoy it alongside Monster Cookies, and you’ll undoubtedly be relaxed and ready for sleep.

      Blackberry bourbon smash: Sweet, tart blackberries combined with sharp yet vanilla-y bourbon and slightly spicy ginger makes for a delicious cocktail that complements Monster Cookies’ flavors wonderfully.

      Red wine: Monster cookies is heavy on the grape notes and relaxing effects, and not coincidentally, so is this classic and relaxing evening libation.

      Where The Monster Cookies Strain Is Grown

      Monster Cookies is the love child of Granddaddy Purple and Girl Scout Cookies, but at this point, no one’s quite sure who originally bred the strain or where it was first grown.

      Monster Cookies Strain Summary

      If you’re looking for a slow-building, moderately potent strain that will get you relaxed and ready for bed, Monster Cookies is a great choice. If this strain floats your boat, you’ll likely also enjoy similar (but more potent) strains, like Bubba Kush and Do-Si-Dos.

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      JJ Smoak

      Brooklyn native, accent-having, travel lover, wordsmith and bud enthusiast. Versed from the streets of NYC, mixed with some world influence, writer/editor and medical user extraordinaire, JJ is here to tell you like it is and guide you to the finest. Brooklyn's favorite feminine stoner, your neighborhood contributor, wrapping leaves like a bandage and bringing you along for the ride.

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