Wonka Bars Strain — Your Golden Ticket to a Great Day

Looking for some bud that’ll help you kick your day off in an excellent mood? The Wonka Bars strain is your golden ticket to a good time. This scrumdiddlyumptious, stimulating, sativa-dominant hybrid of GMO Cookies and Mint Chocolate Chip is basically serotonin in herb form, making it excellent for an invigorating wake-and-bake brekkie or midday pick-me-up.

Whether you’re looking to start your morning with a mega mood boost or rocket yourself out of an afternoon grump slump, the tantalizingly tasty Wonka Bars strain won’t disappoint.

Strain Table of Contents

Wonka Bars Strain
9.5Expert Score
Wonka Bars Strain Flavor Scale

Wonka Bars smells like a blend of skunky fuel and baked goods but tastes like:

Nutty butter
9.5
Minty menthol
9.5
Sweet herbs
9

      AVO Ratings

      THC

      THC LEVELS

      15%-20%

      CBD

      CBD LEVELS

      1%

      Wonka Bars Strain Information

      Wonka Bars is a 70/30 sativa-indica hybrid with an average THC concentration of 15%-20% and very little CBD. Although this bud doesn’t look particularly potent on paper, its terpene profile makes it a strangely strong and stimulating sativa-leaning strain. So while this sweet treat can be a solid choice for new-ish tokers looking for a non-racy morning or midday boost, taking it slow is key for avoiding adverse effects like anxiety or paranoia.

      After a few tokes, you’ll feel your mood almost instantly lift while a buzzy cerebral sensation spreads throughout your mind space. You’ll likely feel inclined toward creative pursuits like writing, painting, or making music and will probably feel uncharacteristically talkative, too. Don’t be surprised if you get a gargantuan case of the giggles or a mean case of the munchies after enjoying this scrumptious, smooth, super-sunny strain.

      Wonka Bars Strain Effects

      Feelings
      Energetic
      Energetic 85%
      Giggly
      Giggly 83%
      Imaginative
      Imaginative 82%
      Ultra happy
      Ultra happy 87%
      Helps With
      Depression
      Depression 81%
      Fatigue
      Fatigue 85%
      Chronic pain
      Chronic pain 79%
      Appetite loss
      Appetite loss 84%
      Negative
      Anxiety
      Anxiety 45%
      Paranoia
      Paranoia 41%
      Dry eyes
      Dry eyes 40%
      Headache
      Headache 43%

      Wonka Bars Strain Pairings

      Pairs With Music
      The Beatles — “Here Comes the Sun”
      The Beatles — “Here Comes the Sun” 81%
      Remulak, Golden Ticket Tapes — “Wonka Bar”
      Remulak, Golden Ticket Tapes — “Wonka Bar” 78%
      Surfaces — “Good Day”
      Surfaces — “Good Day” 84%

      The Beatles — “Here Comes the Sun”: While you let Wonka Bars lift your mood, crank this classic, and don’t hesitate to sing along.

      Remulak, Golden Ticket Tapes — “Wonka Bar”: If you need a chill musical backdrop for getting your creativity on, this funky, jazzy track should fit the bill (and your vibe) perfectly.

      Surfaces — “Good Day”: A few tokes of Wonka Bar and this track on repeat should keep you in a great mood all day.

      Pairs With Food
      Chocolate
      Chocolate 79%
      Breakfast goodies
      Breakfast goodies 84%
      Ice cream cone
      Ice cream cone 77%

      Chocolate: It just makes sense. Plus, it’s a double whammy for tokers in a melancholy state of mind because cacao can help boost your mood, too.

      Breakfast goodies: If you’re planning to wake and bake with Wonka Bars, you can’t go wrong with a tasty breakfast spread.

      Ice cream cone: Whether you’re in need of a midday boost or simply want to treat yourself to something scrumdiddlyumptious, ice cream never disappoints. And it’s particularly satisfying when the munchies make an appearance.

      Pairs With Spirits
      Happy
      Happy 50%
      Happy
      Happy 50%
      Happy
      Happy 50%

      Death by Chocolate: Yep, it’s a real cocktail, and like Wonka Bars, it’s really scrumptious.

      Brandy or cognac: If you prefer sipping your spirits straight, the sweet and nutty notes in either of these warming liquors pair nicely with Wonka Bars’ flavor profile.

      Espresso martini: Sip on this if you need a little shot of liquid energy to make your day even more lively.

      Where The Wonka Bars Strain Is Grown

      The breeders at Exotic Genetics (based out of Washington State) are the brains behind the Wonka Bars strain. Unfortunately, the OG breeders retired the strain, so while it’s still available from other growers, it may be tough to find.

      Wonka Bars Strain Summary

      If you’re a fan of sweet, stimulating, sativa-leaning bud that can help boost both your mood and imagination, Wonka Bars is worth a spot on your short list of strains to try. And if it tickles your fancy, you may also enjoy strains with similar effects like Wonka’s Bubblicious, Cake Batter, and Chocolope.

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